I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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