Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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