Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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