Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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