Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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