did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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