He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
