My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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