That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm having to shit out rocks
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