I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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