hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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