Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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