I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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