these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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