my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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