He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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