Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Floor bacon is actually really good
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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