What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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