Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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