i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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