just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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