that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
whose parrot is this?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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