I can tuck mytits in my pants
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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