i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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