he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
