We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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