I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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