I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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