how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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