...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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