R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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