Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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