Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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