I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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