My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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