evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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