Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
a search helicopter?!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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