what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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