if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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