U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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