i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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