You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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