He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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