I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Rumble strips road head = magical
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
All I want is dick and wine.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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