I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
