obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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