We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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