The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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