Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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