Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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