making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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