Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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