no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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